equine love swine. they’re best friends. which is why snack masta’ stallion hung himself out of grief when he saw big ol’ charlie swine’s uterus hanging there, strung up like cranberries around a christmas tree. we argued a while, debating whether they resembled christmas ornaments or jailbait. then all of the blood rushed to his head, clots formed and the equine died right there, next to his dedicated and talented friend. dedicated to the cause of art they were.